No, I have decided to take her vows. Even those TV Maria De Filippi. Do not get ideas in your head. I'm still the same old anti-Christ, with the propensity to religion of a medieval witch, except that luckily the fires have them banned, and then escorts are all the rage today! So I go to a financial seminar. I saw, I saw the "brother" of vomiting that has pervaded the wide-eyed look incredulous that someone has decided on its own volition to do something that you would like to deal with even under torture. Yet you, Nadia has said yes to the budget workshop, perhaps with a good dose of unconsciousness, I admit.
Wonderful goal of accountants, accountants, auditors and, at best, finance directors. To enter that room as a controller I had to wear really show off heads of garlic and a cross to ward off vampires who accuse me of working invade their territory.
First of all, I discover that there is no parking and twenty minutes after turning hysterical as a taxi driver decided to park on horseback garbage, the only available place, who knows why, I would say that is just the beginning. Q
garlic uindi the recovery in a bin, and since then I have to climb over a plastic bag, just the smell that sticks to keep me annoying people away. I just feel alone molested. Among other things, I also put high heels to give me a tone, and trash heels are definitely a pairing advertised in Vogue magazine in February. later give me a badge like the FBI, I feel very important, inter alia, by the belief that we will be in five to attend, there can be many people interested in the issue, and instead I see a room with at least three hundred people sessions. Of course the world is full of nerds.
I sit in the header row, better be ready to flee, and behind the door, you know never to serve, if only to make a technical break the toilet.
The seminar begins with a teacher University of Pisa, which is about the effects of financial crisis on Italian and German. Unbelievable, the theme is interesting and he is young, will not have more than forty years, we have not taken the geriatric point. Paletta, voting 7! The second presentation
instead makes an auditor. For those who are fasting this business, you
had to be treated as a financier, a mean of the financial police, the auditor should ensure that the financial police can not find anything to complain in the accounts, here Totò Peppino and practically. In short, this reviewer is a bit 'less attractive than its predecessor and as you can see from this picture is the effect it produces. Bolle nose like rain. The Lord is asleep and I lose time to photograph him with indifferent attitude, you see that I have seen many episodes of CSI, and especially that the topics are of great interest. the first break we are invited to come out and visit the stands of the sponsors. In both cases we have to leave our business card only to be tormented by disturbing newsletter extolling the fees or deferred to a computer program that will allow us to solve the problem of cash before it sold, to stay the trick? Well, in case I get in return a ticket to my guide on touring northern Italy, which is why the stand was taken by storm as a wedding feast buffet, while in the second case, a small character treats me like I'm the queen of England to have my business card and right after I trim a book that I will use or to equalize the legs
and the table or to stun a thief in an attempt to steal or to cure sleeping problems that characterize me. Book Title: The Italian, Structural aspects and recent trends in economic zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... Eh? Yes? Sorry, I was asleep. No good, you will find in reviews. Yes, the next 50 years ...
Then there's lunch. Contrary to my nature I try not to give confidence, but there is a table every thirty people then I have to eat together. He approached a man just out of the School Education Department, Department mummies and dinosaurs. She asks us if we are all accountants. BUT YOU ARE OUT THERE?? BUT I HAVE SEEN GRANDPA??
I try not to show non-verbal communication with my uncomfortable feeling, but maybe my "Nooooooooooooooooo" prolonged betrays a certain awe. I apologize and immediately began to dig the grave. You know when one would do better an
on to say nothing and instead begin to say exactly what you should not say that aggravates the situation and see the blade that descends deeper and deeper? Here is what I am. "No, I'm not a reviewer. Not that I have nothing against the auditors neh? But here, very respectable people, eh? But no, I'm an auditor, I'd rather have the distemper rather than meet one, not here, are in business eh? Yes, useful as a suppository ... no, well, serious professionals, funny, witty .. ". But someone wants to give me a blow on the head please? It knocks me?
My neighbors are presented one by one and fortunately no one reviewer. But then there's Cristina. Yes, I'm Cristina and reviewer. Brava! Brava! Let's outing! I'm going to try a coffin in which to bury them.
Luckily, lunch is over and fall. The arguments are tax prince and I sat next to me an accountant in Brescia in the throes of an orgasm because they speak of the tax treatment of capital gains arising from fair value.
Step 1) I talked about all morning, could not remain in his state of silence? No, the enthusiasm took his shyness. Too bad. E 'pure ugly.
Step 2) barely know what is the fair value. Will have to deal with Vanity Fair? Want to see in the magazine it comes to taxes and I never noticed?
Step 3) But you can stop saying "prune" every four words?? It seems to speak to the senatur Bossi and is not a compliment, drinking.
At some point starts with a tirade on the oratory skills of an accountant who is close to the stage for p
Arlara age and has the appearance of former President Pertini today though. He says it's the only one that allowed him to resolve a doubt in Hamlet on behalf sguaragnaus VAT registration with the sale of the hypothesis of memorial stones, the tax system in Lippa. Well, maybe if you see I'm about to cry. Pertini onstage and begins to speak of the abuse of law in taxation. Well friends, I was really crying. It has been transformed, suddenly seemed to Sean Connery, pitted with memory judgments A Beautiful Mind and it was interesting as hell. Already I could see my career flourish of tax evaders sought in a thousand continents.
However, the biker is stilled in ecstasy until the end of the course. And then, all free after the ritual question: are there any questions? Are you kidding? Run away!
However, in my defense I inform you that next week I'll be having lunch with Cristina. Christina who? The auditor of course!
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